I’m leaving later today to San Fransisco for a week, the land of creativity, so thought, why not start the day creatively? Today’s contest, Bido pickup lines.
Here’s the scenario:
You walk down the street, you see a hot Bido girl (or guy for you ladies) painted in purple. You really dig her, you really want to take her out, what do you say?
Tweet our way (@Bido) or reply here to this post, the best pickup line wins 20 Bido Credits by end of day. We will announce winner tomorrow.
Winner takes all, multiple entries welcome!
Good luck 
Sahar
Hello, my name is “xxxxx” I’m an Internet millionare. I own “llll.com”.
—-answer—-
And she replies..
Sorry about my humour but your asking for it with a question like this( you know what i am like :P)
“I would tell the girls that he might be good looking but I bet his Purple Headed Warrior is not as big as mine.”
Hope it translates lol
Are you for auction.. or are you the grand prize!
“Bido Price…What is Bido Price?….Hmmm….Well Sahar said to come with me to dinner to discuss the new slogan. And we will have to redo all that body paint..sooooo….”
Meanwhile, Sahar says somewhere at a conference show “Where is my model??!”
“hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?…
cause your face is all fuc*ed up”
Never really works
” Hi, I am Sahar ”
and it is ON
LMAO@Shane! Yeah…sorry that doesn’t work.
“BIDO a stuuuuuuuu-pendous idea!”. Now want you come over to my place and lets have a sing-along. “I love you. You love me. …”
“Hi sexy, your perfectly colour coordinated with my duvet.”
I would than quickly add:
“I’m not a racist because some of my best friends are purple.”
Couldn’t resist another go Sahar ….sorry!
“Who’s your daddy… Barney?”
“why dont you come back to my place and I’ll show you what the ‘o’ in Bido stands for”
Excuse me miss, I use Bido all the time! Have you been with them long? Smart guy, that Sahar. Remember the time they saved those poor horses and burros in Arizona at the charity auction? I had to blog about that, was very touching. Hey are you free tonight? I’d like to be touched by Bido again. *winks*
Purple..hmm, Are you a raisin?
..No..
Then how about a date?
Hello ladies. I love me some blueberry muffins. You 2 look like you’d like a cup of milk to wash that down with.
:/ ughh
Me: “Hey hottie, what do you do?”
Her:”I just got laid off from my full-body wine pressing job. Sahar hired me. I work for Bido.”
Me: ” How did you know Sahar?”
Her: ” Well , Sahar used to secretly moonlight pressing
wine with his head since he didn’t like putting his feet in the vat.
We became friends when he’d do his handstands in the vat and talked to me about domain names”
Her:” This is what he used to look like before becoming a domainer” (she whips out an old picture of Sahar)
Here’s another. “Excuse me Ma’am, yeah you in the purple. Does this rag smell like chloroform?”
and one I use all the time
“This may be the alcohol talking, but… Can I finish your drink?
You know… I had this dream last night. Yeah. I had this dream I was a hotdog chasing a doughnut. (long pause)…………(then they usually walk away at this point.)
Guy to Girl at Club: “Hello,….Would you like to dance?”
Girl: “No thanks I’d rather vomit”
Guy: “Awww, C’mon!….Lower your standards a little bit.” ….”I did!”
“I see your grapes! Are you making wine?”
“If I were a cork………ahh, nevermind!”
Who said purple wasn’t a man’s color?
Entry>>>> “Are those grapes or are you just happy to see me?”
Guy: “Hey there, Can I get directions?”
Girl: “Where to…”.
Guy: “….To your heart”.
Girl: “Bi!! (read as bye)
Guy: “…do!” (read as doh!).
“Hey, wanna go back to my place and see my domain collection?”
WE HAVE A WINNER !
I wonder if we run a poll, if we find most Domainers are single? With some of these lines, I wouldn’t be surprised !
And the winner is.. Mark Fulton. Congrats.
Ya’ll have a superb day
Sahar
Congrats Mark!
Which girl did you pick and can you smooth over the other one for me. lol 
Looks like I was kissing the wrong butt LOL
You know how you can tell when you’ve found the right girl?
When she tells you she still wants to marry you…….. right after you give her a ‘Dutch Oven’.