Inspired by Ben Stein’s “How To Ruin Your Life“, here’s my top 10 about how to ruin your health:
10. Place your screen low: You heard me right, place it low. To think this has anything to do with your neck pain is juvenile. Placing your screen low will support many doctors and chiropractors for many years to come, and don’t we all want to help the economy in tough times?
9. Do not stretch: Your neck/back pain has nothing to do with stretching. It is genetic!
8. Eat junk food: The faster you cook it the better. Who cares if it nutritional or not?
7. Eat in front of your computer, fast!: This one is pretty simple. Eat in front of the computer as it will take time away from searching for domains and optimizing your portfolio. Make sure to eat fast and not waste more then 60 seconds on a meal. Your body, unlike the rest of the world, will deal with it somehow.
6. Do not drink liquids often: Again, drinking liquids is for the weak. So you went 15 hours without drinking water, so what? Remember, you are a superhero!
5. Sit sloppy: Sitting straight in front of the computer is not something you want to do. When others say to you that you need to sit straight, they don’t understand you are special, they don’t understand your special DNA structure is unlike any other, they forget you are superior to all mankind.
4. Do not exercise, ever!: Unlike the rest of the world, YOU do not need to exercise. You work with your head and moving your eyes around the screen and the mouse cursor is more exercise then your body will ever need. Did I mention your future wife or current wife only cares about the money you make and not about physical attractiveness? Avoid at all costs!
3. Click more, faster: Repetitive Strain Injury cannot and will not affect YOU. You are superior to all mankind, your DNA is of a superhero.
2. Three hours of sleep is more then enough for you: Forget about anyone who says you need eight hours. Any minute more then three hours shows how weak you are. You are strong, you can handle three hours without trying. If anything, sleep two hours a day. No, it won’t affect your health, matter of fact, it will make your fingers stronger as you type domains more frequently.
1. Remember, anything that affects others’ health can never affect yours. If anything, it will make you stronger. you are SPECIAL.
Happy domaining!
Sahar
LOL, this is hilarious. I think every domainer at some point has had to deal with one of these issues. Personally there was a point where there was too much stress in my life. Now I’m much more balanced. It’s easy to forget this when you are focused on building your business.
Good advice.
I think I do all 10 of these
Great post Sahar as allways.
I do some of the things you have mentioned like eat junk food and etc.
Some of us don’t read well or comprehend what we read. Maybe a video would be good.
And watch that sugar. If it gets low eat something with a nutritional summary label so you’ll know it’s good for you. I recommend three musketeers bars. And that’s three of them at once!!!
Keep Smiling!
That was some funny stuff! Is #6 ok, if it’s a square bottle, dark liquid inside and makes you Feel like a superhero?
also try to think about nothing but your business as long as you are awake. do that 7 days a week, year after year. it’s good for your health and relationships too!
#11. Crank your music up to the highest possible decibel levels for optimal listening experience.
One of my ear is still ringing from a metal concert last night.
Funny post Sahar, thanks!
This one is great Sahar. You may take over for David Letterman when he goes on vacation.
Forgot to mention I actually went through most of it myself over the years, now working hard to fix many of these issues. Hope all you are more careful then I am.
Cheers
Sahar
So funny! Since I’ve discovered domaining, I’ve been doing ALL of these things every day. I’m normally a very health conscious person but got so swept up in domaining that all those good habits gave way to the stuff on this lift. Lately, though I realized how crappy I was feeling and so have been making an effort to pay attention to my healthy habits again.
thank you for the inspiration Sahar…
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Sahar